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2005 Oscar Commentary
Okay, please understand that I only saw one movie last year, so all my comments are based on what I see on this particular show.
Pre-Show Comments:
Two words for Star Jones: Back Fat. UGH!
What the hell is Spike Lee wearing on his head, a Fez? But he’s wearing a nice white suit, a black shirt, and a black tie. Nice work. His wife is nice looking. Can’t see the outfit for the fur stole though. And yes, he is rocking Jordans.
Lou Gossett Junior is wearing a white suit with some kind of pinstripes with a black shirt. The shirt has some kind of pearl button at the top. His wife is HOT.
Oooh, Kathy Griffin has a nice olive gown on.
Salma Hayek looks stunning in her midnight blue Prada dress and upswept do. And she got an onion, fellas!
Alan Alda – really wish he had worn a bow tie instead of a regular tie. But he still looks night. How old is he, I wonder? Ha! He just said he thought Morgan Freeman would win the Oscar.
Sandra Oh is pretty. I like her.
Morgan Freeman – I am so going to jack his style for my next formal event. Okay, so Morgan brought his entire family, lol. Wife (pretty!), daughter (beautiful!), and son (average, but handsome, lol). Star Jones and Mrs. Freeman have on the same earrings. Morgan WAS wearing a very nice black tuxedo, black shirt, no tie, but he had a nice gold scarf. By the time he made it to the carpet though, the scarf was gone.
Johnny Depp is weird. He looks like he’s on something. The tux is hideous, the jacket is some usher blue. I kinda like him less now because of his appearance, LOL.
The Peebles!!!!! I love them!!! They were wearing matching tuxes, cream/ivory neckties, and hats. Bowler hats? I am so not fashion-aware. Melvin was wearing a bandana under his hat. God, I love them. Mario is looking older. I used to think he couldn’t age. They compared themselves to the Nicklaus Brothers.
Samuel L. Jackson….no. He wife? YES!!! She is wearing a great gold gown. But Sam is wearing some kind of collarless, black get-up. Not feeling it.
Oprah looks nice. She knows how to deflect questions, too.
Annette Bening is still very pretty – Warren Beatty still looks old.
Penelope Cruz is also wearing gold. Why everyone wearing gold?
Usher looks classically handsome in the white tux. I really think he’s a handsome dude – his skin is great.
Okay, now I’m turning the channel from E! to ABC.
Halle Berry….where did all the hair come from? Very nice single-strap, silver gown. I hear that she accepted her Raspberry Award in person! (The award for horrible movies.)
Renee Zellweger smiles too damn much, LOL.
Why does Leonardo DiCaprio STILL look younger than me? He looks the same as Alan Alda, clothes-wise.
I can’t believe Virginia Madsen looks sooooo young still. She was in Candyman!
Orlando Bloom – What a fuckin hottie! Where have I been?
Kirsten Dunst. Love her, but not feeling the blond bob.
Aight, time for the show!
Posted by Rashid on February 27, 2005 8:32 PM