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Ridiculous
So yes, I have an ad on Adam4Adam. I thought it would be fun....might even help promote my novel. So far, it's kinda working. Most people usually ask me about it and I direct them to the site. Those people are cool.
Then there are the people who post nekkid pics of their weiners and buns. I don't respond to those guys.
THEN there are the people who send me smutty messages and expect me to respond!!!! This post is dedicated to the most ridiculous messages I've gotten through these sites.
43 in Motgomery County: dam and your cute everyday smile would love to see u naked
40 in DC: I am new to DC and interested in connecting with another brotha. I am masc and college educated working towards a PhD degree...I am interested. Get back with me.
This could have been a winner had his schlong not been prominently displayed in his profile!
32 in Takoma Park: wassup baby boi
What the hell??? That had no punctuation AND his profile showed his schlong. Gross!
45 in Philadelphia: wassup man im an attractive inshape professional brother with many talents.. glad to send u pics drop me an email address
You are 45. You could be my dad. Perv!
21 in PG County: Sup From Oxon Hill MD 21 Yrs Old 5'10 145 Brownskin Light To Dark Browneyes Bi On DL Vers. Hit Me Up On Yahoo Messenger At *****@yahoo.com AIM *****@aol.com Or MSN Messenger *****@hotmail.com
It wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't just copied and pasted his profile into a message. Some originality, please? Don't be lazy.
42 in Raleigh: YOU ARE A VERY NICE LOOKING MAN WISH U THE BEST IN WHA EVERE U WANT
A nice message but sheesh....at 42 can we add some punctuation and release the CapsLock key?
24 in DC: Sup man? This your boi "D" hitting u up. This aint my page this is my best friends page. But anyway you are the kind of shawty a nigga would like to chill with from time to time. Stats: Light complexion, 32w, regular cut, average body build, 145lbs. Official nigga for sure. Get back at your boi when you get this. O yeah, I have pic(s) to send email me at *****@yahoo.com
Extra line breaks were removed. Okay, first of all, Adam4Adam is free, why do you have you use the account of your "best friend?" And who has best friends anymore? That quite middle schoolish. And why do I have to be a shawty? What is this, B-Boy Blues? And finally...what in the hell is an "official nigga??????"
60 in DC: I guess I am not the guy for you.
Hell naw, nigga! You 60!!!!!!
I'm definitely not trying to be a snob by posting these....but jeez Louise, why are folks so desparate in 2005??? What is the hell does a 60 year old want with a 25 year old? Okay, well I know WHAT, but ewwwww!!! I just want folks to remember that they are a PERSON behind their screen names. They are thinking, rational, compassionate people, attempting to interact with others who are thinking, rational, and compassionate. Let's put some more thought into our first impressions, folks!
Posted by Rashid on March 12, 2005 10:35 AM
Comments
This is so funny. Luckily the pervs and weirdos have kept away so far... knock on wood under keyboard at work. lol. or maybe i'm just not in the target demographic of pervs and weirdos.
fred
Commented by Frederick Smith on March 14, 2005 2:11 PM
this was hilarious, Rashid ...
Commented by gabrielle on April 15, 2005 11:27 AM