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What's the Verdict?

Singing in the shower? Guilty

Left the stove on? Not Guilty

Ate stale food? Guilty

Spit in someone's Drink? Not Guilty

Stole Something from a friend? Not Guilty

Bossed your friends around? Guilty

Played with Barbies? Guilty

Left a hicky on your past or present BF/GF? Not Guilty

Sang the wrong words to your favorite song? Guilty

Lit candles & let wax run all down your desk? Not Guilty

Made a Sex tape? Not Guilty

Kissed your posters of your favorite stars? Guilty

Played Air guitar? Not Guilty

Listened to stupid music and said you like it? Guilty

Had sex with a stranger? No contest.

Did a Wrestling move on someone? Guilty

Had a Lite Brite? Guilty

Threw a surprise party for someone or yourself? Not Guilty

Made someone cry? Guilty

Had the balls to ask someone out? Guilty

Opened your Xmas presents early? Not guilty

Ever been caught doing something "dirty"? Not guilty

Did the time-warp? What's that?

Found money, and didn't turn it in? Guilty

Gave money to a homeless person? Guilty

Sang cheesy 80's songs? Guilty

Dug for buried treasure? Not guilty

Thought Star Wars was cool? Guilty

Pretended to be a South Park cartoon? Guilty

Had a super-hero costume? Not guilty

Still sleep with your baby blanket? Not guilty

Told a family member to Fuck off? Not guilty

Lied to protect a friend? Guilty

Broke a bone? Not guilty

Played D&D? Not guilty

Got lost in your own little world? Guilty

Seen "the goonies" more than 10 times? Guilty

Played a Video game for more than 5 hours? Guilty

Watched "Scream" and actually Screamed? Not guilty

Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow? Not guilty

Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours? Not guilty

Drank until you passed out? Not guilty

Fought over a girl/boy? Not guilty

Posted by Rashid on June 2, 2005 1:57 PM

Comments

Some of these require the Fifth Amendment; others - not guilty by reason of insanity (LOL)

Commented by Ken W. on June 2, 2005 10:20 PM

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