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The Salvador Gabor Project
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to The Salvador Gabor Project.
I am not kidding when I say that this guy is one of the funniest, most humorous, and wittiest satirists that I know. Okay, so he's the only one I know, but he is also the most gifted of the ones I don't know.
Here are a few snippets from recent entries that had me ROLLING out loud.
From Folks to Stay Away from in the Fall of 2005:
* LADIES WEARING PONCHOS - YEAH........I KNOW I MENTIONED THIS ONE MANY TIMES BEFORE.........SO WHAT! IM SAYING IT AGAIN, AND WHAT? Im not gonna stop till the people making these dont make NO MO MONEY. Im tired of yall women and this hairy sheets yall wear over yall. And the attitude yall attain once you put them on. You can't say nothing to a woman with a PONCHO on. It must be the material. Like my mother always says "Im a FIX you". Im a start cutting up rugs and putting holes in em and selling em. If I gotta deal wit yall women this fall and these ponchos, Im gonna at least make some money off them
From Washington, DC: The Name Game:
2) DREAM (NIGHTCLUB) - *DEEP BREATH*........stop saying "DREAMS". Its DREAM. Why the unneeded "S"? Like for real!!!!! You can tell folk that dont get out much. They might hit the town ONCE a year cause they finally found a babysitter for ONE night to watch all 7 of their kids. "Girl we going down DREAMS tonight, celebrating my girl Gina's 43rd Birthday". First of all, yall need to be somewhere besides the club at 43. How bout brunch, a boat ride or a restaurant on the harbor. But no..........Earnestine and Gina going down "DREAMS" tonight. I've driven passed New York Avenue many-a-days and Ive never seen an Apostophe and a "S" on that sign. Its ONLY D R E A M. No "S".
And from I'm Over It (Subsection United Nation of Thug Niggas):
* Under no circumstances should a Thug Nigga eat Yogurt. Not even during a tonsil infection. Thug Niggas dont even have their Tonsils taken out!
I hope I don't jinx him by saying this, but I really do believe that my boy is a Toure' or Paul Beatty in training. Look to hear more from him -- big things!
And check out his blog at The Salvador Gabor Project!
And you should vote for him at the Black Weblog Awards for Best Humor Blog. I know I did!
Posted by Rashid on August 9, 2005 11:45 AM
Comments
Ain't hiz ntry bout "slanguage" rilly jest nother way of spekin "ebonics." I wont fo sho but sems lak t'me. Pece!
Commented by fratman1906 on August 10, 2005 9:10 AM