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Cousin

So I'm going out of town this weekend to multiple destinations, as you can see on my "Appearances" page. I needed a place to crash in Philly, and although HIM said yes, I still needed a plan B because he works late.

So I asked Dwayne Wayne...why did this nigga say yes, and if anybody asks, I'm his cousin.

*scurrrt*

Excuse you?

Seems like he wants people to believe I'm his cousin so people will be less likely to make assumptions or inquire about his sexuality.

I was so offended. I told him absolutely not -- I will not be LYING to anyone about how I know him. We're FRIENDS. Why should I lie about that? I mean jesus, even my straight friends aren't that concerned about what people will think.

He tried to laugh it off...it was so absurd. What made him think I would ACTUALLY go along with that?

FUCK THAT, I write books, bitch!

Posted by Rashid on October 12, 2005 7:42 AM

Comments

Good for you, Rashid. Just because he wants to lie and make it look like you're cousins in front of people, you don't have to go along with that idea. He shouldn't fault you for being true to self and he can't.

Commented by Nikki on October 12, 2005 10:02 AM

My people, My people! You did curse "cuz" out didn't you?

Commented by That Dude Right There on October 12, 2005 10:41 AM

You always have to be true to who you are. Thats good you are not going to go there and live a lie.

Commented by Ricky on October 12, 2005 9:36 PM

Tell "cuz" to step!

Commented by Fratman1906 on October 12, 2005 10:00 PM

FUCK THAT, I write books, bitch!

Why was this so funy to me? I have a new signature now.

Commented by attractive on October 22, 2005 6:05 AM

Huh?!?!?! To homie to put that where, back over there. Talking about we cousins. *eye roll*

Commented by Heather on October 26, 2005 4:48 PM

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