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Lady V and Astrology
So I was talking to Lady Vengeance tonight (like, just now) and she is one of my best friends and a fellow Cancer. Our conversation inspired to to re-read parts of The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk.
As anybody who reads this knows, shit just doesn't work out for me in the romance department.
Let me back up for a moment -- you know that I don't write everything in this here diary, and that sometimes I'll just post something that is hella random but means a lot to me at the time.
That Mary L. Blige song I posted a few weeks ago....that wasn't me saying "Hey, I found my everything" literally..... I just wanted to repost the song that came on when I kissed a dude that previous day. Yeah that's extra, that's TMI, but I just wanted to be clear. If you sit and read all my Sex and Romance entries, it will probably look like I fall in love as often as some people sneeze. The real deal might be very similar to that, but not quite identical.
Back to astrology....when I meet a dude who is of an incompatible sign, I give him a chance anyway. Yeah, I am a believer in astrology, but I also believe that two people can work any difference out if they really want to.
But.... maybe I should listen to astrology more often? Last dude I was interested in is an Aries. This book says "These two may start out like a house on fire, but it won't take long for the fire to burn out."
Seems that way, doesn't it? I haven't heard from dude in like a week or more now. I'm not sad....just wondering what happened. I ain't chasin' after no nigga, ever.
One of the great loves of my life (so far) is an Aquarius...."Cancer needs to feel close and secure; Aquarius is a lone wolf." To this day, he's still like that....when we're together, we're tighter than panty hose two sizes small. But it doesn't take long for him to go off on a "speaking engagement" as my mom might say, and next time I hear from him he's in yet another foreign country.
I can see these things coming from a mile away now. If I could, I would just round up all the eligible Tauruses, Virgos, Scorpios, and Pisces and read them page 66 of this book.
How to attract a Cancer.....
All you have to do to attract a Cancer is to be just slightly less crazy than he is and the battle is half-won.
Posted by Rashid on June 17, 2006 9:49 PM
Comments
Oh wow. No mention of Leos. So we get discriminated against, huh. Maybe you should stop looking all over the zodiac universe and settle for the zodiac kid next door. LOL frat.
Commented by Fratman1906 on June 18, 2006 1:12 AM
HEY! Who you callin' crazy!?!? I think it's EVERYBODY who is crazy and the Cancers who are the only sane ones left.
Commented by him on June 19, 2006 12:47 PM